13 August 2008

Guide to Lying

To lie is human, not getting caught is divine. You are a liar if you were caught lying, you'll be a saint if you lie without being caught. The perfect boyfriend can be the perfect boyfriend or he could very well be someone who were yet to be caught lying. If you want to lie, make sure you know how to lie properly. The least that you could do is to cover your tracks. Telephone records, sms, browsing history, please learn to clear them. Tools>Option>History>Clear. It's freaking simple.

Don't shit where you eat. If you want to sleep with someone else, don't sleep on the same bed your boyfriend is going to sleep, no matter how impossible it is for him to find out. You never know when the next guy might just decided to cling to you instead, then you'll wish you never brought him home. Life has a way to turn it all against you.

Lying is a spiral of despair. Once you lied, you have to make up more lies to cover it, which is where people found out that you lied. Instead, choose not to tell the whole truth instead. Did you sleep with you him? I wouldn't dream of sleeping with him! See the catch here, you didn't dream to sleep with him as you have already slept with him. Technicality.

Lying is a fine art. It is easy to learn but hard to master.

03 August 2008

兼职情人

做兼职情人就只爱在当下,大家清楚地知道对方在当下是属于对方的。因为都知道有一个时间限制,大家会更投入当下的感情,时间到了就各自回到各自的世界。然后又找一天在共度春宵。彼此没有需要对彼此负责或承诺。很透明很轻松。当然这种感情首要条件是双方都清楚游戏规则,不会堕入情网。

这是比一夜情来的有意义比天长地久来的简单。就好像刚刚开始拍拖般甜蜜。但却是永远都待在这个阶段,不多不少。永远都是拍拖的一个对象,而不是活到老的伴侣。享受的是恋爱的过程,不是结果。人永远都是喜新厌旧,得到了的东西是不会怜惜的。得不到才会有火花。得不到才想占有,得到了就会去追求别的东西。

做兼职情人是不用承受相思的煎熬也不用矜持。但是却必须承受这种没有名分,没有固定相见,呼之则来,挥之则去的关系。如果你能的话,你就能很轻松的去享受恋爱的过程和无限的可能。没有人能够得到所有的东西,你能割舍吗?